I would like to find a way to get my eyes really white. Since yellowing is caused by bilirubin and bilirubin is broken down by glucuronidation in the liver, I have been trying to find ways to boost that. So far I have tried NAC, milk thistle, taurine, glucuronolactone, drinking lots of fluids, MSM, and B vitamins. Nothing has helped as much as drinking a lot of water when I wake up in the morning, and the rest dont have noticable effects. I would want to avoid redness eye drops since they are not so healthy long term.
How can I ensure that when I take a trip to space and come back to future Earth, when the apes capture me they nickname me "Brighteyes?"