Regulating the Biggest Chill
Consumer protection for decapitated heads
http://www.reason.co.../rb022504.shtml
Ronald Bailey
Arizona's state legislature is about to consider one of the silliest pieces
of "consumer protection" legislation ever devised. Earlier this month,
Arizona state legislator Bob Stump (R-Peoria) coolly introduced a bill aimed
at regulating the activities of the nation's largest cryonics facility, the
Alcor Life Extension Foundation, under the authority of the Arizona Board of
Funeral Directors and Embalmers.
Alcor is currently cryopreserving about 60 patients at its Scottsdale,
Arizona, facility. Another 700 people have made arrangements to be deep
frozen when the Grim Reaper comes for them. Cryonicists believe that by
freezing brains they are preserving neurological information for future
retrieval, when advanced technologies for reviving corpses have been
developed.
Is this proposed legislation a reaction to complaints from cryonics
consumers? Not likely, since consumers currently enjoying cryonics services
are usually severed heads sitting in liquid nitrogen Dewar vessels frozen
at -321 degrees Fahrenheit. Stump argues that his bill is designed to
protect the interests of the families of the cryopreserved.
"We have no way of reassuring families and the public that their loved one's
remains are being treated with the utmost care and dignity," claimed Stump
in the Arizona Republic. (Stump's bill has garnered 50 co-sponsors so far.)
Of course, none of the surviving loved ones of the cryopreserved have
complained either, though Stump's bill appears to be fallout from the
unlovely family fight over freezing baseball legend Ted Williams' head and
body at the Alcor facility in 2002. Last summer, Sports Illustrated
published a lurid article about Williams' cryopreservation, declaring that
his head has been "drilled with holes" and "accidentally cracked as many as
10 times."
In an open letter opposing the legislation, cryonics researcher and
biophysicist Brian Wowk explains that the Foundation's standard
"neuropreservation" techniques involve drilling two small holes in the skull
in order to monitor the freezing process. In addition, Wowk reports that so
far the process of freezing large organs causes some unavoidable internal
fracturing. In this case, as with all other cryopreserved patients, it's
Williams' brain that sustained fractures, not his head. If future advanced
technologies can eventually revive frozen brains and bodies, stitching
together fractured tissue will be the least of the problems solved. However
ghoulish the cryonic procedure might sound to the squeamish, what could be
more caring and dignified than trying to arrange to bring your dead loved
ones back to life someday?
One could argue that cryonics operations defraud people by definition. After
all, nobody has ever reanimated a human body that was frozen in liquid
nitrogen. Having attended an Alcor conference, and met many people who plan
to use Alcor's services, it is clear to me that they have been thinking
about whether or not the cryonics option is worth it for a long time. The
conference I attended went deeply into the gory details about how bodies are
cryonically preserved. In a sense, cryonicists are engaging in a kind of
21st century Pascal's Wager.
French philosopher Blaise Pascal argued that people should "bet" on
believing in God because all they would be risking is the loss of a few
finite pleasures in the here and now in exchange for infinite bliss in
heaven. Similarly cryonicists are foregoing the pleasures they may have had
with the money they spend on cryonics in the hope of enjoying an extended
lifespan in the future. Cryonicists may be deluded dreamers who are making a
bad bet, but they are not harming or defrauding anyone.
In the end, it does seem singularly inappropriate to put people in the death
business in charge of regulating a group that believes it's in the life
business. "There's no difference between cryonics and cremation," asserted
an unsympathetic Rudy Thomas, director of the Arizona Board of Funeral
Directors and Embalmers, in the Arizona Capitol Times. He added, "You're
gone forever." Thomas' real goal is more nakedly revealed in a quote that
appeared in The New York Times on Oct 14, 2003: "These companies need to be
regulated or deregulated out of business." Far from protection for frozen
heads, this looks like just another attempt to use government to restrict
competition-because, in a devoutly-to-be-wished world where cryonics dreams
come true, the undertakers, and their regulators, will be out of business.
And good riddance.
Ronald Bailey, Reason's science correspondent, is the editor of Global
Warming and Other Eco Myths (Prima Publishing) and Earth Report 2000:
Revisiting the True State of the Planet(McGraw-Hill). His new book,
Liberation Biology: An Ethical and Scientific Defense of the Biotech
Revolution will be published by Prometheus later this year.