Here a fe jokes from bosnian joke-sites.
I hope it is ok to put jokes in this forum
The cold war era, an american and a russian are talking about freedom in their countrys:
American: We have so many freedoms, few day ago i pissed at the fence of the white house and nothing happend.
Russian: We also have such freedoms, few days ago i crapped at the Front gate of the kremlin and nothing happend.
American: Okay, i lied, to be honest, i watched around me before i pissed at the fence.
Russian: Okay, i want to be honest too, i left my pants on.
A:How did slovenia join the EU?
Q:As parking space for Austria.
For some people the corss on their grave is the only plus in their life.
How do you call a wooden cellphone?
Pinokia
A:How does a smart serbian call a stupid serbian?
Q:From a phone in another european country!
A painter of nude is flirting with his mistress in his studio
suddenly he hears his wife coming upstairs:
"Quick, undress, my wife is coming!"
Two almost deaf old men meet at the street:
1:Do you go fishing?
2:No, no, i go fishing!
1:Oh, i thought you go fishing!
Mujo talks with Haso:
M:Today i saved a girl from beeing raped!
H:How that?
M: I presuaded her!
The racist joke:
Q:Whats the difference between a black man and tires?
A:Tires wont sing the blues if you put them in chains!
Q:Why the internet wont replace the newspapers?
A: You cant use the internet to kill a mosquito!
In a catholic girls-School a nun asks the children what they want to be in the future:
N: What do you want to be Mary?
J: I want to be a doctor!
N: And you eve?
E: I want to become a teacher!
N: And what do you want to be Susanne?
S: I want to be a prostitute!
N: WHAT did you say?
S: I said i want to be a prostitute!
N: Thank god, it sounded like protestant.
The son of a serbian man and a jewish woman asks his father:
Am I a serb or a Jew?
Why do you want to know?
A boy wants to sell me his bike, now i dont know if i should bargain with him, or beat him up and take the bike.
In the communist era:
Every day Mujo stops at a Newspaper-Kiosk, takes a brief look and walks away.
And one day the Shopkeeper asks: What are you looking for?
M: Iam looking for the obituarys.
S: But they are on the last pages and not on the front page!
M: The guy i mean will be on the front page!
Better seven times with snow-white than one time with the dwarfs!
Q:What is the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage!
A man enters a drug store and asks for arsenik.
The druggist tells him that he cant simply buy poison.
The man takes out a photograph of his mother-in-law and shows it to the druggist.
D: Oh i didnt know you have a prescription.
Q:What has four legs and one arm?
A:A happy pitbull which returns from the playground.
And another racist joke:
(Yes it was written in english on the bosnian joke-site)
An Arab at the airport:
-Name?
-Abduhl al razhib!
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week!
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Male, female sometimes camel.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep animals in general.
- Oh dear.
-No, no deer run to fast.
Conversation between two gravediggers :
1: Yesterday we had to bury a man of 400pounds, that was hard!
2: Thats nothing, yesterday we had to bury a famous rock star, we put him out five times for encore.
Chuck Norris needs a Bunsen burner and a crowbar to masturbate.
I hope they are not offensiv.