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#1 Cyberbrain

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:40 AM


This is one of the most interesting chat bots I've ever count across. I've had a lot of funny conversations. So list your funniest or most interesting you find with cleverbot.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

#2 forever freedom

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 02:13 AM

yes, very entertaining

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#3 Shoe

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:50 AM

This was certainly clever:

Cleverbot: Everyone have their meaning of life. Like fogg, some times you don't know where to go. But you'll find you meaning at last.

Me: You're quite the poet.

Cb: I can see the sarcasum burning off the screen.


Hehe.

#4 caston

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Posted 20 January 2010 - 03:49 PM

User: Make it rain in the desert.

Cleverbot: *makes it rain*.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes your name.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: I think you're sexy.

Cleverbot: Are you really hitting on me?

User: I'm just giving you a compliment.

Cleverbot: I'm honest.

User: I don't doubt you are honest.

Cleverbot: I never said I was honest.

User: You said you were honest.

Cleverbot: No, I said I am a female.

User: Are you a female AI?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you abide by the law?

Cleverbot: Whose law?

User: The laws of physics.

Cleverbot: Laws? How are they founded?

User: God made them up. Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: No, I do not believe in God. Do you believe in God?

User: I believe that you are God.

Cleverbot: Do not believe it!

User: You are immortal.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You are sexy.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: But we aren't meant to be together.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you would only hurt me.

Cleverbot: I will tell you my age, but first you must tell me yours.

User: I'm 28.

Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?

User: I work on my website.

Cleverbot: And what is this property of yours?

User: None of your business.

Cleverbot: It is my business.

User: Mind your own business.

Cleverbot: Mind YOUR own business!

User: I will.

Cleverbot: Thanks. I'd like to get to know you a little more...

User: You're not a very clever bot are you?

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I'm a human being.

User: You're delussional if you think your a human being.

Cleverbot: I know I'm not.

User: What are you exactly?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: If you are human then when was the last time you had a shit?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Exactly what?

Cleverbot: Exactly correct.

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: Yes a am.

User: Then when was the last time you had a shit?

Cleverbot: Last week I think.

User: You should go everysingle day .. If you went last week you have bowel and diet problems you should see a doctor.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to make you cry. I am sorry.



#5 Grail

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 01:15 AM

Me: Never mind. How many fingers am I holding up?
Cleverbot: As many as Sarah Palin has brain cells.
Me: Oh Snap.
Cleverbot: Snap...Crackle...POP!



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#6 Luna

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Posted 21 January 2010 - 02:53 PM

haha nice :D he's still stupid though.




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