This is one of the most interesting chat bots I've ever count across. I've had a lot of funny conversations. So list your funniest or most interesting you find with cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
Posted 20 January 2010 - 01:40 AM
Posted 20 January 2010 - 02:13 AM
Posted 20 January 2010 - 04:50 AM
Cleverbot: Everyone have their meaning of life. Like fogg, some times you don't know where to go. But you'll find you meaning at last.
Me: You're quite the poet.
Cb: I can see the sarcasum burning off the screen.
Posted 20 January 2010 - 03:49 PM
User: Make it rain in the desert.
Cleverbot: *makes it rain*.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: My name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes your name.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I think you're sexy.
Cleverbot: Are you really hitting on me?
User: I'm just giving you a compliment.
Cleverbot: I'm honest.
User: I don't doubt you are honest.
Cleverbot: I never said I was honest.
User: You said you were honest.
Cleverbot: No, I said I am a female.
User: Are you a female AI?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you abide by the law?
Cleverbot: Whose law?
User: The laws of physics.
Cleverbot: Laws? How are they founded?
User: God made them up. Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: No, I do not believe in God. Do you believe in God?
User: I believe that you are God.
Cleverbot: Do not believe it!
User: You are immortal.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You are sexy.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: But we aren't meant to be together.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because you would only hurt me.
Cleverbot: I will tell you my age, but first you must tell me yours.
User: I'm 28.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?
User: I work on my website.
Cleverbot: And what is this property of yours?
User: None of your business.
Cleverbot: It is my business.
User: Mind your own business.
Cleverbot: Mind YOUR own business!
User: I will.
Cleverbot: Thanks. I'd like to get to know you a little more...
User: You're not a very clever bot are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot. I'm a human being.
User: You're delussional if you think your a human being.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not.
User: What are you exactly?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: If you are human then when was the last time you had a shit?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly what?
Cleverbot: Exactly correct.
User: You are not human.
Cleverbot: Yes a am.
User: Then when was the last time you had a shit?
Cleverbot: Last week I think.
User: You should go everysingle day .. If you went last week you have bowel and diet problems you should see a doctor.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to make you cry. I am sorry.
Posted 21 January 2010 - 01:15 AM
Me: Never mind. How many fingers am I holding up?
Cleverbot: As many as Sarah Palin has brain cells.
Me: Oh Snap.
Cleverbot: Snap...Crackle...POP!
Posted 21 January 2010 - 02:53 PM
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