I’ve discovered the best thing since sliced bread

Recently I was in a hellish state. When I tried to form thoughts it felt like I was pushing against concrete. (It was tempting to stop thinking entirely and become a vegetable, but I refused, knowing that if I did that, bad things would happen…) I looked lifeless: slack-jawed, head cocked to one side, fingers resting in a pill-rolling position. Breathing was shallow because I lacked the motor coordination necessary to take deep breaths.
Then yesterday I decided to up my ginger root consumption. At breakfast I ate a chunk the size of a burger.
Within an hour I perked up. With the “brain fog” under control not only could I form thoughts, but they even began to form spontaneously. My outward appearance changed as well: expressive, head upright, the fire in my eyes began to return.
Over the course of the day the improvements became less dramatic as the stuff wore off. But I was still in MUCH better shape than I was before eating it!
This morning I found myself taking deep breaths. No more weird respiratory depression.
I am excited that I found this! Perhaps it is time to custom order capsules of 50X ginger extract, time released…hmm…
The only bad thing is, I am seeing the neurologist about my condition for the first time on Thursday…if he sees me in remission he might blow off my illness as hypochondria!