Once upon a time Shadowhawk was exploring a local stream. On a rock he found a small turtle. And Wow, he thought, how beautiful, how cool, look at all the symmetrical patterns on this cartilaginous shell. Shadowhawk wondered why this creature looked so perfectly aligned, and so he concluded that he, Shadowhawk, must not be innocent and ignorant like his atheist parents. His atheist parents explained that the little turtle's apparent symmetrical patterns were the result of natural selection. Natural selection, they explained to the eight-year old pre-Shadowhawk, occurs in all life here on planet earth. Natural selection, for example, also occurred within pre-Shadowhawk's very own little brain that evolved to recognize and invent "symmetrical patterns" just like the apparent symmetry of this adorable turtle. Natural selection, said the atheists, also occurred in the turtle's own amazingly complicated ancestral journey.
But no, said Shadowhawk, no, No, NO. Big fonts, red fonts, all off topic. Smiley face.
He must know "Why." Right now: why turtle why? The little turtle, he reasoned without logical fallacies, is so amazing that only God could have ever created such magic. Later, God sent His Son Jesus Christ down to clarify matters; but Jesus Christ said nothing on the mountain top or in the desert about turtles. In fact, Jesus Christ stayed mum to all ectotherms and amniotes. Jesus Christ even stayed silent about Basiliscus plumifrons -- now, what kind of Son of God would not pitch his very own lizard?
So Shadowhawk was briefly confused. Then the confusion -- and we literally thank God -- waned like the 6,000-year old moon.
Please present your evidence that Shadowhawk exists.