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Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:21 am

I've decided that I'll ditch my girlfriend, hop onto a plane to Lebanon, and beg this woman to join me in a union of matrimony:

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If she decides to accede to my desperate pleas, I would be more than willing to renounce my Jewish heritage, embrace the denomination of Shia Islam, enlist into Hezbollah, board a ship in a flotilla destined for the Gaza Strip, and take part in a Hezbollah sponsored lecture campaign about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Mossad's role in the 9/11 attacks, and the merits of Holocaust denial scholarship. I suspect that she's either one of the celebrity supporters of the Hezbollah bloc that gets a pass on the dress guidelines, or maybe a Christian Michel Aoun supporter that's taking part in a parallel rally. If the latter is the case, maybe I'll be able to reconcile myself with my family, but I would still place myself completely at her mercy, and surrender my dignity for the shallow pleasures of sexual ecstasy---in a way analogous to Antony's submission to Cleopatra. Anyway, if anyone can find this creature's name, I'll be eternally indebted.
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Rational Madman — 2011-01-31 10:09:37 UTC

A few other Lebanese women that command the attention of sex organs, Rosarita Tawil:

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And Haifa Wehbe:

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Privately, I have a pretty perverse fantasy about defiling a willing woman from the Middle East. I wonder what's the basis?
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Ben — 2011-01-31 14:20:11 UTC

Nachon achi, the temptation of the Arab shiksa is extremely strong.



Humorously, sadly probably for me only, I was at a party a few years ago that was mainly old boys from my school and other locals.



Sitting next to a very attractive darkish girl, whom I assumed to be Jewish, I waxed lyrical about the many defects of Arab culture and Islam in general. My friend, the dude to whom I was talking, encouraged this and for a good 15 minutes or so I ranted and raved on the subject, thinking the entire time I was impressing everyone on the table with my incredible eloquence and intelligent world view.



At the end, my friend, laughing to himself, pointed out that the girl next to me was Muslim. Never has anyone backpedaled faster or harder in history I don't think.
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Rational Madman — 2011-02-05 22:02:33 UTC

I think these impulses stem from a desire to compel a journey toward pleasures that are by cultural norm, deemed taboo, "soul" compromising vices, and because of the belief that women are more susceptible to the temptation of sexuality, an important ground for subjugating their gender.
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Rational Madman — 2011-02-05 22:04:56 UTC

And then I suppose there is the appeal of complete surrender, regardless of the subject's conflicting background.
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