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Azzidic

If you think my scientifically incoherent rambling is bad on Facebook, you have not been in my head.
Mar 14 2013 12:46 PM
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simonpc123

Lotus position and no knee pain. At last. Just gotta fix my shoulder. Physio-a-go-go!
Mar 14 2013 12:46 PM
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Azzidic

Sadly, Urban Dictionary did not accept my word, auto-erotic-anti-asphyxiation.
Mar 14 2013 09:43 AM
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Azzidic

I have created a term, and a sexual solution to all you single people. It is called, auto-erotic-anti-anaphylaxis. It's when right before you cum, you use an epi-pen on yourself, further enhancing your masturbation.
Mar 14 2013 06:40 AM
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Azzidic

Blowing out my cochlea with 120db of 200Hz bass.
Mar 14 2013 03:37 AM
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Azzidic

Wtf, I'm sweating after I got out of the shower.
Mar 14 2013 12:34 AM
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Azzidic

We need a Republican badly next election, or for the next 6 or so.
Mar 13 2013 12:22 PM
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Azzidic

Loooool I am responsible for all the sinus infections at Skyview that occurred after February 18th
Mar 13 2013 06:16 AM
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Azzidic

Damn Safeway, at least look at my applications.
Mar 13 2013 03:13 AM
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Azzidic

And fuck you too.
Mar 13 2013 12:10 AM
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Azzidic

My blood pressure is 90 over 50, yikes.
Mar 12 2013 06:04 PM
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Azzidic

Fucking sinus infection, go away.
Mar 12 2013 03:01 PM
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Azzidic

I own a chemical that increases mitochondrial energy generation by 10%.
Mar 11 2013 05:39 PM
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Azzidic

Centipede.
Mar 11 2013 02:36 PM
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Azzidic

Why is it always extremely late at night when I decide I want to change my life.
Mar 11 2013 11:33 AM
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