Community Status Updates
optimumlife
Gems from customer service emails/translation #fail: "I'm sorry to cancel the order. Abandons the exchange rate was too horny. Sorry again"
Sep 28 2011 08:38 PM
Fancellu
DNA of Bin Laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 57% coconut, 18% sugar, and 6% milk. Experts say this is probably due to the bounty on his head
Sep 28 2011 01:31 PM
optimumlife
I'm at The Grill on Broadway (314 Broadway E, Seattle) w/ 3 others http://t.co/hXpla9V9
Sep 28 2011 08:27 AM
jayop
if you dont get naked, tuck your dick in between your legs and read aloud @conortripler's tweets to ur parents, i pity you. plz follow him.
Sep 28 2011 06:46 AM
optimumlife
I'm at Dance Underground (340 15th Ave E, Seattle) http://t.co/MOrCGthM
Sep 28 2011 05:23 AM
optimumlife
Survived a brutally sleep deprived day. Homeward bound. (@ SODO Station) http://t.co/l4yWTaCP
Sep 27 2011 01:56 AM
robart
4 of 5 stars to What Technology Wants by Kevin Kelly http://t.co/jXutqcSf
Sep 26 2011 10:53 PM
robart
5 of 5 stars to Secret Knowledge (New and Expanded Ed... by David Hockney http://t.co/lfbtbgCh
Sep 26 2011 07:38 AM
optimumlife
I am going to Amanda Palmer & Neil Gaiman. Join me? I got a pair of tix! http://t.co/aCKNJuMK
Sep 26 2011 04:34 AM
optimumlife
Work day two! (@ The zulily Building w/ 2 others) http://t.co/Imwg3C7V
Sep 23 2011 06:33 PM





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