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I've just heard word that the Man is soon coming out with Christian microchip implants that can be needled into the palms of the hands (it's just a syringe; c'mon everybody's doin' it). Even the pope promotes them, saying "What an excellent pre-emptive attack against the beast!" The trick to these new microchips is that they'll shock you with electric juice every time you commit a sin! Eaten one calory too many? Bzzzzzzzzzzzt! Sleeping in on a workday? Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Feeling angry? Bzzzzzzt! Feeling any emotion or anything personal at all? Bzzzzzt! Go ahead! Make your robot world and your robot wars, but if you ever forget what it means to be a human, you will rust in a sea of Bzzzzzzyness.