Okay, so, I have bugs in my house. The usual, you know, cockroaches, spiders, etc.
But what the f*** is this?
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I saw it crawling across the living room floor in the dark, so I assumed it was a cockroach. However, after I lightly smashed it, I got a closer look, and all I could think was "gigantic ant" or "gigantic termite"!!!
But I've counted the legs, and it has 10 legs. Maybe the front pair are antennae, in which case it has 8 legs. Regardless, it is NOT an insect. But it doesn't look like any spider I've ever seen. So what the f*** IS it?
Here's a view from underneath:
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For a sense of scale, its about the size of a quarter! I'm really freaking out, because I have a wife and three kids living in the house, and this thing looks like it could A) scare the living hell out of them, and B) leave a nasty bite wound.
Please, can someone help me figure out what this is?!?!?