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Catching Wild Pigs


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#1 biknut

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Posted 26 June 2008 - 04:11 PM


There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, 'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.

'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs that are used to the free corn start to come through the gate to eat, and then you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc, etc, etc. While we continue to lose our freedoms - just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself.

So, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!

In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you - just maybe, you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America.

'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' Thomas Jefferson

#2 lunarsolarpower

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 01:35 AM

In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you - just maybe, you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America.


Assuming this is talking about the 2008 election, that's easy. The difficult question is, who's not?

#3 niner

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Posted 27 June 2008 - 03:31 AM

In this 'very important' election year, listen closely to what the candidates are promising you - just maybe, you will be able to tell who is about to slam the gate on America.


Assuming this is talking about the 2008 election, that's easy. The difficult question is, who's not?

It sounds more like the 1968 election. The question to ask yourself today is which side is taking away civil liberties? Who is eavesdropping, snooping in your library records, and locking American citizens up without charges? Whose watch did the Total Information Awareness program happen on? It's pretty easy to see who is slamming the gate on America.

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#4 REGIMEN

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 06:13 AM

[tracer over your bow, portside]

Edited by REGIMEN, 29 October 2008 - 06:23 AM.


#5 REGIMEN

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Posted 29 October 2008 - 06:18 AM

Eerie how I just saw this the other day.



I might give you some credit if your bullet-pocked Russian boy did a jig at the end of your story.

#6 REGIMEN

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Posted 30 October 2008 - 08:20 PM

I'll make it clear: this is categorized under that vaunted label of E-Mail Fiction.

Other favorites from this category include: WWJD, "Help, I'm a rich Nigerian that needs your money!", and "Whatever my cause, I'll twerk you with an emotional plea disregarding everything that falls outside the narrow rhetorical borders of my pert lil' propagander folktale".




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