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[maestro949]

I was searching google code for aging algorithms when I stumbled across this gem. Lucky flies...



I wonder if the "...one or eight..." was supposed to read "...one of eight..." which still wouldn't be a bad deal.

[Live Forever]

Where do I sign up to be a volunteer for the forthcoming human study?

Edited by Live Forever, 09 September 2008 - 09:08 PM.

[maestro949]

Where do I sign up to be a volunteer for the forthcoming human study?

Don't know but good luck to the researcher finding eight receptive virgins per subject.

[Live Forever]

Where do I sign up to be a volunteer for the forthcoming human study?

Don't know but good luck to the researcher finding eight receptive virgins per subject.

per day, no less.

[Shepard]

but good luck to the researcher finding eight receptive virgins

Especially when they see Nate. They better go recruit in Amish country.

[maestro949]

or substituting virgin sheep might be a suitable alternative.

[luminous]

I'll bet the study would have an entirely different outcome if individual females were subjected to sexual activity with eight receptive virgin men a day. I suspect those women would age much faster than the control group...

[Shannon Vyff]

shoot, that speculation is backwards--they'd live longer than the control group due to the antidepressants and exercise

[maestro949]

shoot, that speculation is backwards--they'd live longer than the control group due to the antidepressants and exercise

I'm not so sure about the exercise. With virgin guys I suspect it would be more like the proverbial dog-hump-leg and all 8 being done in a New York minute.

Edited by maestro949, 11 September 2008 - 02:09 PM.

[caston]

we're all going to hell aren't we?

[Shepard]

we're all going to hell aren't we?

The Kiwis told me you guys were already in Hell.

[caston]

that doesn't make any sense Shepard

[Shepard]

The talk of sex with virgin sheep made me think of my time spent in New Zealand. The memories of too much VB and their cursing of Australia are strong.

[Live Forever]

Here is some pron for you sheep lovers

Edited by Live Forever, 13 September 2008 - 04:55 AM.

[caston]

Here is some pron for you sheep lovers

Cheers Nate,

I can't wait to tap dat!