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[Infilliono]

Keep your tongue up against the roof of your mouth. This is where energy is "created" in the body. You're going to feel your ki increase when you do this. Now here's the crucial part this could make or break you. It doesn't matter how old you are this will revitalize you and even make impotent men and sterile women potent and fertile again pretty quickly. You have to think about your ki as electric ki. Your ki is your spiritual energy. You'll actually feel it getting stronger and interacting with your body greater. It's important that you only think of it as electricity and not as fire. Fire bad, electricity good. Think big, like lightning bolts in your brain. The longer you keep your tongue up against the roof of your mouth and imagine powerful electricity eminating from this point and reaching your brain and kidneys and heart. When I started doing it I lost weight, a very sever medical condition I had cleared up within minutes, not exaggerating. This type of information is so valuable it should be in some top secret file in the pentagon because of how effective it is. My discovery of the Ki and how to use it effectively is the discovery of all time. Anyone who uses their Ki effectively will have an advantage over anyone who doesn't. Don't burn your energy, just use it. Like it's electricity. And like you've got an infinite supply coming from the roof of your mouth and your tongue. It also eminates from your fingertips when you touch your fingertips to each other, like your thumb to your middle finger. When your Ki gets strong you notice that it's your Ki that gives instructions to your brain what to you. It's like a really subtle electric field all over your body. That's who you are. An electric being of infinite energy. This trick cures any disease given enough time. Simply keep your tongue up against the roof of your mouth and think electricity and avoid thouhgts of pure fire because they are damaging. People who think of their spirits as fiery essence don't do as well as people who realize the spirit is an electric phenomenon. It's that simple. Try it out then leave a comment.

[brokenportal]

I tried it briefly, that was great. Im already 240 years old and in perfect health.

[Cyberbrain]

This is fantastic, I tried in two minutes and my acne cleared up!

Electrical spiritual energy can really be beneficial to us, and as an Electrical Engineer I know that its the secret to our immortality.

[tunt01]

after doing this, i was able to levitate three feet off the floor in a sitting position, run seven consecutive marathons, and choke a black bear to death with my bare hands.

[Infilliono]

after doing this, i was able to levitate three feet off the floor in a sitting position, run seven consecutive marathons, and choke a black bear to death with my bare hands.

You're exaggerating. But the fact that you're saying such a playful thing means you noticed positive results. But hey, maybe those things are possible.

[1kgcoffee]

Anyone who likes this advice should also check out this book:
http://www.amazon.co...y/dp/0595094724

[Ben]

Anyone who likes this advice should also check out this book:
http://www.amazon.co...y/dp/0595094724

Oh my, I want that book so bad now.

[Esoparagon]

I'm very skeptical about anything like this

Edited by Esoparagon, 13 November 2009 - 04:14 AM.

[Lufega]

Anyone who likes this advice should also check out this book:
http://www.amazon.co...y/dp/0595094724

Is this for real? If the trick is constricting my anus 100 times per day (Kegel?), what's the point of buying the book then???

I read some of the reviews. I get it. It's supposed to make you laugh so hard, it'll instantly cure your depression....Brilliant!

Here's one:

Okay, I bought this book because of the "Engrish" translation. It appears to have been laterally translated from Japanese to English (like the Japanese term for "Carousel" is literally "pony toy go round"). I read it, and I had quite a few laughs, mainly at the surrealism of the language.

But I decided to try the methods described in the book. Anal constrition and stomach compression, 100 times a day for several days.

At the risk of seeming disgusting, permit me to say that several days after I started this practice, I experienced what was probably the largest bowel movement in my life. I've also lost a few inches around the waistline and my energy level seems to be rising.

Perhaps there's some wisdom in this book after all!

Edited by Lufega, 13 November 2009 - 04:54 AM.

[Mind]

This thread has cured my depression.

[modelcadet]

The Key to longevity, possibly immortality. Cure to anything., It's actually a simple trick involving your tongue.

Indeed. The simple trick involving your tongue is using it! The best way, in my opinion, that we can achieve longevity and possibly immortality is to speak to everyone we know about the science being done today and could be done tomorrow.

Case and point, Aubrey de Grey. The whole Singularity Summit talk is worth a watch.

View on Vimeo.

At 27:00 Aubrey takes a question:

What are you doing to ensure your own immortality, as that would be considerable brand destruction were it to happen.?

Yeah, well I'm coming here and getting people interested. Not that your not interested already. No I mean seriously, I don't really focus on myself. Except in so far as I you know wear a seatbelt in the backseat, I don't accept seminar invitations to dangerous countries. Um... you know.. things like that... Because I do think it's important to make sure that I carry on maximizing my impact on this mission, certainly. In terms of avoiding aging, however, I do basically nothing. First of all, because I'm lucky. I'm genetically well built: I'm aging very slowly as it is, thank you very much. And secondly because, ultimately, I have to have a fairly punishing, brutal lifestyle, traveling all over the world all the time, which is probably shortening my life. But I figure I'm making more of a difference then that by the extent I'm hastening the defeat of aging. Plus also, I really care more about people in general, than I do about myself because I'm only going to be making a small difference by my own work to my probability of benefiting personally.

Edited by modelcadet, 13 November 2009 - 09:44 AM.

[ben951]

Indeed. The simple trick involving your tongue is using it!

Wow I use it a lot I was a bit worried about STD but in fact it could make me live longer, great news guys

Edited by ben951, 13 November 2009 - 01:11 PM.

[caston]

I couldn't even begin to read the thread starters first post without getting a headache... or bad because it might tell me how to cure my headache... if only he could put in a few paragraphs...

[Singularity]

Anyone who likes this advice should also check out this book:
http://www.amazon.co...y/dp/0595094724

Hey, it's true! The anus thing is a very old Kundalini technique. Just try it. Squeeze real hard and hold it and you will feel a tingle go up your spine. Don't allow yourself to shiver because that uses up the energy. Instead, just try to remain still and absorb the energy into your brain. The anus is at the base of the root chakra which is where our survival and well-being center is... from what I can recall.

It sounds silly and I don't claim it works miracles, but it does energize you and I learned about it in an old book about Kundalini that I had lying around. It's real useful during "bored" meetings... just don't tell anyone what you are doing.

[rollo]

Threadstarted seems like a troll but there is some corrupted truth to what he's saying...

Taoism is where it's at...