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#1 Luminosity

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 07:00 AM


Cocoa butter smells like chocolate. You can sometimes buy pure cocoa butter in the toiletries department of the health food store. It looks like honey colored wax. It melts at body temperature. It's greasy but some people find it drying.

If I was a man, I would wear it instead of cologne. Take a little of it and put in behind your ears to something like that. I'm female, and I'm allergic to perfume so I did that for a while.

It's no substitute for confidence or knowing how to talk to women, but it could help. About 10 to 20% of the population is allergic to cologne and more people just don't like it so this might be better for that too.

If I was a man I would give cocoa butter a try. You want pure cocoa butter.

#2 atraylen

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 11:22 AM

I find the idea of smelling like chocolate to be an interesting one, but the notion of the putting cocoa butter behind my ears... lol... :-) imagine if that caught on. Greasy eared desperate psuedo don juans wandering about the place.
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#3 Mind

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Posted 03 February 2013 - 01:07 PM

Many people swear that chocolate is an aphrodisiac so you might be on to something Luminosity.

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#4 gray.bot

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:50 PM

I melted chocolate over a girl and licked it all off her once.

It was really awesome, for the first hour. Then it was just an ongoing licking marathon. I got a sore tounge.

Women love chocolate so it wouldn't suprise me that they would be very attracted to it.

Wait.. didn't someone with a big marketing budget already think of this.. yeah, that's right...


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#5 anagram

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 02:33 AM

I tried using tea tree oil to have a "scent", something people to recognize me by. I thought it sort of smelled good in a low dose..
BTW don't ever use Tea tree oil to get girls to like you, I didn't realize how profound it's effects are, in a bad way.

Edited by anagram, 07 February 2013 - 02:36 AM.


#6 Luminosity

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:13 AM

O.K.

What did it do?

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Posted 08 September 2013 - 11:49 PM

Strange, I have found the smell of money to be more effective
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