I have been watching the smi2le thing unfold from the start and have ordered a number of times. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones because I always got my order (eventually).
As has been said before, we have a lot to thank Rizzer for in terms of bringing the price of smart drugs down but……
Will I order again? Not until they demonstrate they will not disappear overnight, that they treat their business seriously and that they are more than just a bunch of scattered tweakers.
Before I order again I would like to see the following
1: They have enough business sense not to get raided or put out of business by the government.
Silly little things like Jeff pointing people to his brainmachine site with page about homozon. Is he making any claims about a product he plans to sell curing disease? Could a gov agency use something so trivial to shut them down. No idea, probably not, but little things like this make me think they don’t have to sixth sense to protect them selves. Also the links/connections to an illicit drug culture are a bit to close for my liking. I have no issue with drugs what so ever, I do have an issue with people who have my money getting raided because the FDA or DEA think some thing is up.
2: They can attract enough customers to sustain themselves.
“We aim to attract the savvy customer who knows what he's buying and knows all the other suppliers' prices - someone who wants the best value and does some of the research themselves. Someone who can use the internet and search engines. Someone who knows the difference between something that has money behind it and something that has value behind it. Someone who would rather be more intelligent than more cool. Someone who IS more cool.”
Hey, that sounds like “ME”….
Lets see if my research will lead me in the smi2le direction.
I go to groups and forums…. Rizzer /Smi2le is all over the place and people are saying how great things are and then suddenly things go to shit. Zip, zilch. Rizzer has left the building. With a few exceptions, as far as I can tell nothing has changed. Smi2le is still gone gone gone……a has left a lot of people pissed off.
OK, Lets assume I do get to
http://www.smi2le.biz.
Wow they have a site that up to date. Lets do some research.
• WTF is that god awful howling noise. Ahhhh, it’s a message. Must be some hippy space migration alternative reality religion something or other. Each to their own but a business pushing a “message” so strongly is not making me feel good.
• Products & Purity – Wow they have a heap cool stuff. Great. Oh and look purity. Great they post COA’s. “Ask the competition where their COA is.”. Respectful challenge!!!! “A benefit in using Smi²le is that our inventory turns over very quickly, so everything is fresh.”. 4 COAs!!! Inspiring !! one with no date, one 8 months old, 18 months old and the last one 37 months old. Hmmmmmmmm?
• Orders….. Nice I get to write an email and send my credit card via email. Great!!!!!
• Shipping – Affordable!!!! Wow. Looks good.
• Ideals - “In 2004 Out-Caste agents started circulating the rumor that intelligence was the most important factor in human life.”? Leary? Ahhh yes, “The message is simple”. I disagree. The smi2le message is scattered all over the shop. Do they want to sell me nootropics or do they want me to question authority so the intelligence Agents can take me space traveling?
• History – Hmmmmm. Lets see…Former pizza delivery and infamous hacker starts a nootropics business. Gets raided by the DEA and has his funds frozen. He hires his mentor that introduced him to smart drugs at a rave under a bridge. They have moved their offices into an old dope growing operation that is now staffed by dads army. I sooooo want to buy from smi2le now…... safe and secure!!!!
• Links –
http://www.brainmachines.com/ “resistence is futile” “Rate your Bioelectric FungFu “trip out”. Yeah.
From the info on the site I can see it’s a stable business that’s run by very balanced people that just wants to sell me nootropics.
3. They show they understand how to run a business selling supplements.
Rather than holding open invite all night parties with lab tours. How about posting photos of their labs and storage areas. I’m interested in ways they can show off superior quality, hygiene, service and price. I want them to show why I should buy from them and not BN or CNW.
At the moment from what I can see they are working hard in getting things moving but also trying to live out some psychedelic dream inspired revolution so that the human race can travel to a hyper dimension beyond our own and live happily ever after, rather than creating a viable business.
To Jeff and or Rizzer,
If you have read this, I know its mostly negative but all I can say is that I wish you the best a hope you do well. I would not have spent the time to write this if I did not want you to succeed. The only thing else I have to say is that you need to work out if you will achieve your ultimate objectives with the image and message you are giving at the moment. Have a good look at your marketing. The customers you are targeting at the moment are the fringe of the fringe. A far cry from “Walmartization”. The message is very simple. Do you want to be a temporary thorn in the side and eventual speed hump of BN et al, or a lasting revolution. I’d prefer the lasting revolution.