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[sthira]

So let's do it!  Let's all of us ask God what the Hell's up with His Creation.  Isn't it obvious, God, that it sucks down here?  Why's everything so fucking awful if you're such a loving and powerful God?  Did you lose interest in us or did you just never exist in the first place?  Did we just make you up?  Ok, sorry, forget all those questions, God or god, my first question to you is dear Lord: will you please thip your fingers and clean up the world's oceans?  Thip!  Clean Water Everywhere!  Please do it, pretty please?

Let's see if it happens!  Just by Asking God!  Do not tempt the Lord, you may say, and I agree.  But we're getting a little desperate down here.  And if God (or god) Won't (or can't) clean up the world's oceans then why are we not allowed to know why God won't clean up the world's oceans?

Ok, now you.  Ask god anything, who knows, maybe god'll show up, god'll start chatting away right here on good ole Longecity, and we'll be the first to know.  We'll be first.  You know, like we're the first to know about all the awesome life extension stuff.

[Luminosity]

I see what you mean. You might like these self-expression threads:

http://www.longecity...-these-self-expression-threads/

[Deep Thought]

Dear God, if it is not too much to ask, I would like a better graphics card for Christmas.

I've been a bigot all of last year, and I intend to be an even bigger bigot this year. So please don't smite me or give me coal for Christmas.

Edited by Deep Thought, 07 February 2014 - 07:24 PM.