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[opales]

http://www.theonion....tent/node/39512

[alexjohnc3]

According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the International Journal Of Science and the adolescent magazine God's Word For Teens!, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.

I understand now! Because gravity does not allow for Jesus and angels to fly that means we can propose untestable theories in magazines for teenage Christians to make them just as stupid as we are! Yay!

That article actually made me laugh... especially after seeing the title "Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning." A contradictory title?

It gets better:

"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.

"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall.

Thanks a lot for this article. I haven't seen something this amusing in a while. ^_^

Edit: For any who didn't notice its a parody. TheOnion.com is known for them.

Edited by alexjohnc3, 25 February 2006 - 04:11 AM.

[biknut]

Farts defy gravity.

[Neurosail]

(biknut)

Farts defy gravity

Is that why Heaven is full of Old Farts? [wis]