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Absolutely Fabulous
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Rational Madman
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31 January 2011
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I've decided that I'll ditch my girlfriend, hop onto a plane to Lebanon, and beg this woman to join me in a union of matrimony:
If she decides to accede to my desperate pleas, I would be more than willing to renounce my Jewish heritage, embrace the denomination of Shia Islam, enlist into Hezbollah, board a ship in a flotilla destined for the Gaza Strip, and take part in a Hezbollah sponsored lecture campaign about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Mossad's role in the 9/11 attacks, and the merits of Holocaust denial scholarship. I suspect that she's either one of the celebrity supporters of the Hezbollah bloc that gets a pass on the dress guidelines, or maybe a Christian Michel Aoun supporter that's taking part in a parallel rally. If the latter is the case, maybe I'll be able to reconcile myself with my family, but I would still place myself completely at her mercy, and surrender my dignity for the shallow pleasures of sexual ecstasy---in a way analogous to Antony's submission to Cleopatra. Anyway, if anyone can find this creature's name, I'll be eternally indebted.
If she decides to accede to my desperate pleas, I would be more than willing to renounce my Jewish heritage, embrace the denomination of Shia Islam, enlist into Hezbollah, board a ship in a flotilla destined for the Gaza Strip, and take part in a Hezbollah sponsored lecture campaign about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Mossad's role in the 9/11 attacks, and the merits of Holocaust denial scholarship. I suspect that she's either one of the celebrity supporters of the Hezbollah bloc that gets a pass on the dress guidelines, or maybe a Christian Michel Aoun supporter that's taking part in a parallel rally. If the latter is the case, maybe I'll be able to reconcile myself with my family, but I would still place myself completely at her mercy, and surrender my dignity for the shallow pleasures of sexual ecstasy---in a way analogous to Antony's submission to Cleopatra. Anyway, if anyone can find this creature's name, I'll be eternally indebted.
And Haifa Wehbe:
Privately, I have a pretty perverse fantasy about defiling a willing woman from the Middle East. I wonder what's the basis?