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Azzidic
So, I just bought a bundle of marijuanas. My friends tell me to not inject more than 3, but they're all pussies and don't know shit. I inject 5 WHOLE marijuanas at once. Beat that bitches.
Apr 13 2013 04:04 AM
Azzidic
When I'm on the city bus, I sit in between three seats, so on either side, a fat person doesn't have room to sit and I laugh as I watch them become exhausted from having to stand.
Apr 11 2013 05:53 PM
Azzidic
So, a homeless dude tried to sell me a twink, with rechargeable batteries. Should I buy it? I could sell it eBay, or Craigslist, but its used.
Apr 11 2013 02:38 AM
Azzidic
Admins at school have nothing better to do than yell at kids who are 18 for smoking.
Apr 09 2013 08:08 PM
Azzidic
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon, all I wanna do is shake my turban.
Apr 09 2013 02:02 PM
Azzidic
So now I can save up for a semi auto mp5. $250 is not a bad price, I just want something cheap before my 9000 years of background checks make Obama's erection harder.
Apr 08 2013 07:44 PM
Azzidic
The term social media makes me think of an enraged woman on her period.
Apr 08 2013 04:41 PM
