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Azzidic
Use corn syrup instead of peanut butter on white bread, it's really good.
Apr 06 2013 12:38 AM
Azzidic
People are tools, and just like play dough, so easily molded and shaped by the hands around them. No one is original nowadays, no unique personalities, and especially no sense of self while having possibly the worst cases of narcissism I have ever seen.
Apr 05 2013 09:23 AM
Azzidic
I'm going to ask my doctor for a short acting powerful sleep aid, so when I get tired of people's shit, I'll just take one and call it a day.
Apr 04 2013 02:53 AM
Azzidic
This isn't what I remember, everyone's looking out for just themselves.
Apr 03 2013 11:38 AM
Azzidic
I'll donate my heart if someone can find me a replacement that is continuous flow, eg. had no pulse. I'm O- so that should be a plus.
Apr 03 2013 05:32 AM
Azzidic
LOL, my dad took away my router because I changed the SSID to, " I can hear you having sex."
Apr 02 2013 05:08 AM
Azzidic
You know you got the job when they say you sound like you have had 2+ years of work experience when I have none.
Apr 02 2013 02:05 AM
Azzidic
One night, I am in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says "What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
Apr 01 2013 01:41 AM
