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thedevinroy
Me: 10 Mocha Almond Large Hot Coffees, No Sugar, Just Cream
Coffee Artist:
Oct 19 2016 03:50 PM
thedevinroy
RT @NoticablyBacon: Sometimes on a first date I'll let my holographic charizard card fall out of my wallet so my date knows she's dealing w…
Oct 19 2016 12:47 PM
thedevinroy
RT @trello: What's the difference between a plain old team and a dream team? Emotional intelligence. https://t.co/Zf0wtC5mA0 https://t.co/7…
Oct 19 2016 02:37 AM
thedevinroy
Good news, social media. Taking a break from Fox News today. I feel bipartisan* enough for now.
*confused
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Oct 17 2016 10:58 AM
thedevinroy
RT @BigRadMachine: I'm "can tell the difference in bell tones between 'Hells Bells' by ACDC & 'For Whom the Bell Tolls' by Metallica" white…
Oct 17 2016 04:52 AM
thedevinroy
Although I don't dance around in a public park when my song comes on, wearing headphones... you could pay me to do it. $50 please.
Oct 16 2016 07:43 PM
thedevinroy
RT @crunchenhanced: I trimmed all the bushes in the front yard to make my house look bigger.
Oct 16 2016 01:25 AM
thedevinroy
RT @cynicalhumor: I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I FIND A CURE FOR INSOMNIA!
#insomniaclub #insomniaproblems
Oct 15 2016 10:10 AM
thedevinroy
My high school friend got to meet Adam Sandler... https://t.co/HQOiZo8Wws
Oct 15 2016 01:01 AM
thedevinroy
Wondered why my stock portfolio took a major leap and dive today... dropped like a hot potato yesterday. #rigged https://t.co/77Ox6xxCFA
Oct 14 2016 06:55 PM
thedevinroy
Being Yourself: Forcing someone to accept you by dangling hope in front of them long enough to get used to your idiosyncrasies*.
*weirdness
Oct 14 2016 03:40 AM