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Being Tesla
(Joke) - I'm so hyperintelligent that I didn't realize that my brainwaves had accidentally overrun the minds of the few flying insects in my room, until I started to realize that two flies kept hovering in the same spot in the air, and moved according to my pupils movement. It took only a second for me to make the rest of them align themselves in more complex patterns. Finally my hyperintelligence told me that if I didn't stop soon, the bedbugs in my bed would carry the bed off with them, a...
Feb 17 2014 05:01 AM
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