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ShrewdSimian
It's really important for men to know the details of female anatomy.
One should always know what you're getting yourself into.
Oct 12 2014 02:15 AM
ShrewdSimian
RT @wef: What will life be like in 2064? The hottest mega-trends http://t.co/f3P0Lp7Ef2 #wef #future @Gartner_inc http://t.co/Btbu1V2pdj
Oct 11 2014 11:12 PM
ShrewdSimian
How to know if your relationship is perfect... #StarWars http://t.co/OHA99UFZ3g
Oct 11 2014 11:00 AM
ShrewdSimian
Man cannot remake himself without suffering for he is both the marble and the sculptor. http://t.co/tw7xg55NTw
Oct 11 2014 01:51 AM
ShrewdSimian
RT @MentalAbortions: Go back to the part where nobody fucking asked you.
Oct 10 2014 01:39 PM
ShrewdSimian
RT @NinjaEconomics: It's orgasms. “@techreview: Trouble sleeping? Discover the all-important ingredient for better rest http://t.co/QI9QC7Z…
Oct 09 2014 07:21 PM
ShrewdSimian
RT @GeorgeTakei: Your humpday earworm. How long will that be stuck in your head now? You're welcome. -- Uncle George http://t.co/drCG18L0lH
Apr 09 2014 06:53 PM
ShrewdSimian
RT @eliserose5: Twitter is starting to become the fridge I go to and can't remember what I was doing there in the first place.
Apr 07 2014 09:43 PM





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