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Okay, how about this for a theory.
First off you will have to open your mind to this scenerio. \ We, as humans, have been created in the image of our maker. Let us assume that we are a genetic test, and our creators are some alien race. They used the most primitive DNA sample they could find and created us from that image. However, they turned off a lot of portions of our DNA so we would not have the same abilities they had at that time. Those portions could have contained genes for regeneration or perhaps super powers lets say, but go no further on the super power part. \
(Junk DNA) is it really junk or could it be editted DNA... because think about it... if you follow the Darwin Theory, wouldnt it be so called "fittest" if there was no junk DNA at all. To conserve energy in transportation of a lot of DNA molecules wouldnt that so called Junk be eliminated...
Even Darwin died believing in creationism. I think the key to achieving immortality and even more could be in activating the junk DNA. That unintelligible DNA to us may be the key to regeneration of every cell in your body and perhaps more.