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The Stages of Nev Schulman Infatuation
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31 December 2012
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1) See scene in Catfish movie where Angela talks to him as Megan. Feel like someone plucked a string inside of you.
2) Hear repeated references in movie to a "forty-year old woman" as if it was the most disgusting thing in the world. Crush stopped temporarily.
3) See him all over the T.V. See him be complimentary to 76 year old cougar Hattie on the Jeff Probst Show.
4) Watch each episode of Catfish, the T.V. Show, one time for the story. Five more times to look at him. He just gets handsomer and sweeter.
5) Wonder how people on the show can concentrate on their imaginary online boyfriends with him in the room. He travels the backroads of America with his camera crew, barging into townhomes and converted sheds to straighten out people's love lives. He is awesome. Leave the Catfish, take the Jewish boy.
6) Go to his Facebook page. Go to his Twitter page. Go to his Instagram page.
7) Begin to sit next to T.V. set whenever he is on and make whimpering noises.
That's all I have for now.
2) Hear repeated references in movie to a "forty-year old woman" as if it was the most disgusting thing in the world. Crush stopped temporarily.
3) See him all over the T.V. See him be complimentary to 76 year old cougar Hattie on the Jeff Probst Show.
4) Watch each episode of Catfish, the T.V. Show, one time for the story. Five more times to look at him. He just gets handsomer and sweeter.
5) Wonder how people on the show can concentrate on their imaginary online boyfriends with him in the room. He travels the backroads of America with his camera crew, barging into townhomes and converted sheds to straighten out people's love lives. He is awesome. Leave the Catfish, take the Jewish boy.
6) Go to his Facebook page. Go to his Twitter page. Go to his Instagram page.
7) Begin to sit next to T.V. set whenever he is on and make whimpering noises.
That's all I have for now.
