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A Few Funny Religion Videos


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#181 Aegist

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Posted 12 May 2007 - 05:28 AM

Damn they are tiring.

#182 Live Forever

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Posted 13 May 2007 - 06:57 AM

"Ted Haggard is Completely Heterosexual"


#183 Mind

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Posted 14 May 2007 - 12:43 AM

How do you find this stuff Live? Funny!

#184 luv2increase

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 04:15 AM

How do you find this stuff Live? Funny!



YouTube. It has all sorts of cool videos consisting of any subject one could possibly fathom. Good stuff!

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 04:22 AM

I really really enjoyed the Ted Haggard song. it has been stuck in my head for days now.

#186 Live Forever

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 04:42 AM

A few more from the same guy since you guys liked the last one (Roy Zimmerman, he has a lot of funny stuff):

Abstain with me:


Defenders of Marriage:


Jerry Falwell's God:


#187 Live Forever

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 04:45 AM

Oh, and how could I forget "Creation Science":


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Posted 16 May 2007 - 04:48 AM

"World's most prominent atheist takes on the Biblical God":


Wow, either that guy has an encyclopedic memory or he's really smooth with the teleprompter... [lol]

Over all, it was a very good presentation. Both the minister and his lady friend had a very welcoming presence and polished delivery. Of course, they're totally programmed, but at least they were actually preaching the bible and selling something, rather than trying to con people out of their money.

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 05:50 AM

"World's most prominent atheist takes on the Biblical God":


Wow, either that guy has an encyclopedic memory or he's really smooth with the teleprompter... [lol]

Over all, it was a very good presentation. Both the minister and his lady friend had a very welcoming presence and polished delivery. Of course, they're totally programmed, but at least they were actually preaching the bible and selling something, rather than trying to con people out of their money.


They have an episode like every week, if you are interested Don: http://video.google....e presents&so=0
http://www.jvim.com/tv/

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Posted 16 May 2007 - 07:03 AM

hehe, yeah, I'll make sure to put some time aside so I can watch them. [tung]

It would be quite amusing though if I could remember scripture like that guy so that the next time I dialog with a christian in real life I could bust out a little "mark 5, acts 2, verse 4, corinthans 8-1" on their ass.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:34 AM

I don't find anything pleasant about those 2 preachers LF. All they do is threaten non-believers with death for their sins. I don't find any thing nice about pleasant people trapped in a delusional state

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 12:56 AM

hehe, yeah, I'll make sure to put some time aside so I can watch them.  [tung]

It would be quite amusing though if I could remember scripture like that guy so that the next time I dialog with a christian in real life I could bust out a little "mark 5, acts 2, verse 4, corinthans 8-1" on their ass.

All the reason you need to start a serious study of the Bible. You would be much more effective and probably straighten out some false religious practices in the process. Here's a good place to start a serious Bible study. http://www.gnmagazine.org/bsc/01/.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:16 AM

I don't find anything pleasant about those 2 preachers LF. All they do is threaten non-believers with death for their sins. I don't find any thing nice about pleasant people trapped in a delusional state

You know you find that lady hot. Don't lie.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 01:36 AM

She's got a pearl necklace.

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 06:38 AM

http://www.youtube.c...related&search=
Penn And Teller: The Bible is Bullshit

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 07:19 PM



#197 Live Forever

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 05:36 AM

Has anyone heard of this John Safran guy before?

Here he is as a Jew trying to join the KKK:





...and here he is having a go at the Mormons:




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Posted 23 May 2007 - 05:39 AM

Yes yes. he used to live around the corner from me.

#199 Aegist

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 05:44 AM

LOL, really Zoo?

Yeah, John Safran had a whole series on the Australian ABC called John Saffran Vs God. Good TV.

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 05:47 AM

You Australian guys get all the good shows.

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 05:58 AM

His rant about the mormons was godlike... Thanks for the laugh man!

#202 zoolander

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 06:01 AM

Those videos are awesome especially the one about Mormons. I really enjoy John Safrans Verbal assaults and antagonising ways

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:05 AM

Since some of the John Safran vids are so good, here are some more:

Freemasons:





Scientology:






Peyote:





Meets Hindu Guru:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt3US50patw


Boycotts:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qfz_VoVmd6E


Most Atheists aren't smart enough to be Atheists:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBkUWbFjdpg


Zarathustrianism and Mazda:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H200G8KWwcnE


Fatwa:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4RyzFjQbHE




Guns (with a Jewish priest):


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC1_Vp-huc8


Violent iconography in the Church?:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV20-iWF72M

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:48 AM

I though that you would post the others? They're from his DVD series Safran vs. God.

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Posted 23 May 2007 - 10:53 AM

I though that you would post the others? They're from his DVD series Safran vs. God.

Yo mama

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Posted 24 May 2007 - 03:32 AM

Sweet shit those were funny...

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 07:49 AM

Dawkins on The Colbert Report:
http://www.comedycen...?ml_video=76821
(Part 1; Part 2 will play after first part is done, may have to sit through a commercial or 2 since it is on the Comedy Central site)


Edit: They removed the YouTube video, so I added the Comedy Central link instead.

Edited by Live Forever, 26 August 2007 - 08:23 PM.


#208 william7

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 01:13 PM

If Colbert seriously believed in God, he would've never had Dawkins on his show to help him sell his book.

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 01:24 PM

If Colbert seriously believed in God, he would've never had Dawkins on his show to help him sell his book.

LOL!! [lol]

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Posted 28 May 2007 - 01:38 PM

If Colbert seriously believed in God, he would've never had Dawkins on his show to help him sell his book.


Colbert actually believes in God, he just believes that God doesn't require censorship in order to be understood.




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