I think your interpretation is mostly correct. But Jesus' statements are still perverse. He is insisting that anyone who follows him hates not only his own family members but his own life too. How is this different than a cult?:
He's not insisting, he's telling them the truth, which is: It will be impossible for you to follow me, unless you hate your life/family and are ready to follow me wherever I go without anyone holding you back to follow and listen to me. It's not said to christians of today to hate their family and wife... it is to the crouwd of people who were there with him and said they wanted to follow him. But they loved their family and friends too much to abandom them and follow Jesus.
Jesus is not telling a value neutral story lacking any symbolism. Rather, he is writing a not so subtle (quite obvious to me now that I read the passage in context, if the following is mistaken please correct me) metaphor of a master (Jesus or God) and a servant or steward (the Christian or believer) and insisting that a person who dares to think that Jesus' return is "delayed" will be beaten with the unbelievers. Let's look at the passage in context:
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Notice this last verse demonstrates Jesus' commitment to family conflict in even more explicit and unambiguous words. As an analogy, Jesus is warning that Christians be on their best behavior before the return or resurrection of Christ. Both the literal and figurative interpretations endorse corporal punishment and slavery and this entirely consistent with the Christian notion of hell. Christians follow God's commandments or he punishes you. Is this not slavery?
No it's not slavery, read this part of the quote again:
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But and if that servant say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming; and shall begin to beat the menservants and maidens, and to eat and drink, and to be drunken;
So here you have a servant who says "Jesus won't come yet, I can so what I want, I'll be good when i see him coming" and he will beat the menservants and maidens and be drunk.
And here is the reaction of the Lord on this servent (who beats people up and gets drunk):
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The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers.
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And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.
So, the Lord will come when he won't expect it and he will punish him for his evil deeds. Also, if you know that God doesn't want you to lie, but you still do it, you will also be punished. God has the best for you and wants to reward you for what you've done for him, but if you don't obey God, how do you expect him to reward you? Why would God treat that servant any better then the way he treated others? The servent beat the manservants and maidens, why shouldn't he be beaten himself?
Once again, I cannot emphasize enough how painfully obvious it is that Jesus did not anticipate future developments such as the Copernican, Darwinian, Civil Rights movement, antibiotics, or the subdividing of Christianity into mutually exclusive sects none of which Jesus explicitly endorses.
Ofcourse he knew all that, and not every person that says Jesus is the Lord and preaches about him and does great deeds in his name will reach the Kingdom of Heaven.If you do bad deeds and good deeds to make it cancel eachother out, you are not understanding the truth. Jesus will tell that person, I never knew you. Cause people who know Jesus, will obay him and know him and love him and follow him. And if you know Jesus, you will not do evil deeds
So you admit that God intentionally gave people natural urges to commit rape or have sex with children or animals (most Christians I know would not admit this)? And you furthermore claim that God expects these people to intentionally sever their own testicles to correct this defect? This is grotesque and irrational.
people choose to disobay God, and thus fell to sin, and thus started raping women, children and animals... and alot of other bad things like murder, lying, stealing, hating, etc. If you have urges to rape someone, it's better for you to be without testicles and not sin, then to be with testicles and rape people and animals. Cause those who have testicles and rape, will burn in hell forever. I find that a good judgement, dont you?
I think you might have missed my meaning. Jesus said that no one would taste death before the "Son of Man" comes in his Kingdom. Jesus and everyone he ever knew on earth died two thousand years ago and the Son of Man has yet to arrive. This would seem to be but one more example of a future development about which Jesus had no clue.
I think he is talking about him rising up to heaven(his Kingdom). Judas killed himself after he betrayed Jesus, which would be the person who tasted dead before the Son of Man comes in his Kingdom. Maybe others died before it happend aswell.