• Log in with Facebook Log in with Twitter Log In with Google      Sign In    
  • Create Account
  LongeCity
              Advocacy & Research for Unlimited Lifespans





Photo
- - - - -

The Fat Guy Ate the Donuts

Posted by Luminosity , in Food & Drink, Recommended, Personal 03 October 2015 · 1,596 views

----
The Fat Guy Ate the Donuts

I've cut my hair.

 

I went to the bookstore, then to a diner to read a delicious book on conspiracies. It was eleven p.m. on a weekday, but the parking lot was pretty full. It can be like that there. Can't say it's the food or the service.

 

I only eat a donuts once or twice a year. I wanted a chocolate donut but they didn't have those. I ate a regular donut. The woman behind the counter was quite large and did not move quickly. People with waitress or counter jobs used to move. They often don't now.

 

After about an hour of solving conspiracies, I needed another donut. There had been plenty. Just then a very large man came up to the bakery counter. He bought a bakery box full of . . . all the donuts. I glared at him. He didn't move very fast but he got there a minute before I did and that's all it took. Then he proceeded to the takeout counter and ordered some more food.

 

Was it a conspiracy that a guy I've never seen before appears on the one day I eat donuts and scoops them all up one minute before me? I'll leave that for you to determine. I know what it feels like.






Search My Blog

Recent Comments

Latest Visitors

  • Photo
    VivienGFFR
    05 Mar 2022 - 13:46
  • Photo
    CarlSagan
    27 Feb 2022 - 16:28
  • Photo
    ironfistx
    08 Feb 2022 - 05:31
  • Photo
    panhedonic
    29 Dec 2021 - 16:38
  • Photo
    Danniel
    16 Sep 2021 - 09:08
  • Photo
    caliban
    29 Aug 2021 - 17:30
  • Photo
    scottts
    26 Aug 2021 - 20:43
  • Photo
    Furniture
    28 Jul 2021 - 13:20
  • Photo
    mike20g
    14 Jun 2021 - 14:29
  • Photo
    ogreenleaf
    17 Apr 2021 - 13:45
  • Photo
    basicallyyes
    06 Apr 2021 - 18:24
  • Photo
    Lazarus Long
    01 Apr 2021 - 13:46
  • Photo
    pyramidbeing
    19 Jan 2021 - 19:56
  • Photo
    Soalian
    11 Jan 2021 - 19:44
  • Photo
    Logic
    06 Nov 2020 - 02:40
  • Photo
    edudix
    20 Aug 2020 - 09:11
  • Photo
    Chris Pollyanna
    20 Jun 2020 - 03:12
  • Photo
    lancebr
    18 May 2020 - 03:00
  • Photo
    spirilla01
    14 Apr 2020 - 05:13
  • Photo
    ambivalent
    19 Feb 2020 - 11:51

1 user(s) viewing

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users

My Friends' Blogs