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A Few Funny Religion Videos


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#91 zoolander

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Posted 28 March 2007 - 02:24 PM

toasters with dials

#92 Live Forever

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 08:16 AM

Terminator protecting Jesus (from Mad Tv):



#93 zoolander

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Posted 29 March 2007 - 10:00 AM

Brilliant!

#94 Live Forever

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:39 AM

the Scarejew (so wrong; but so funny):



#95 Live Forever

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:45 AM

Not really hilarious (although there are some funny parts) but definitely worth watching, here is the "Holier than thou" episode of Bullshit (the whole episode; about 30 minutes long):

http://video.google....462275731727886

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 08:59 AM

Terminator protecting Jesus (from Mad Tv):
http://www.youtube.com/v/Qnq7N6X4x84


That was great ;)

Clicking around on YouTube today, I was sad to discover that Chuck Norris is pushing for the Bible to be taught more in American schools. Not funny at all. I was going to link to the video, but instead found this youtube video of a monkey watching the youtube video.



Boooooo Chuck. Boooo.

#97 zoolander

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 09:05 AM

I'm not sure if you know this but B.C does not mean Before Christ. It's actually short for Before Chuck.

#98 JonesGuy

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 12:55 PM

Those guys were scary. I am not going to be pissing off any Scientologists anytime soon.


That's the point, intimidation. The worst thing that could happen is that (collectively) people become intimidated.

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 02:45 PM

I'm kinda sad that there aren't any Scientologists to piss off here (in Winland)...

#100 lucid

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 03:33 PM

Not funny, but a couple of good clips on atheism.
http://www.youtube.c...related&search=


And a funny norris joke:
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

#101 Live Forever

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 04:52 PM

Jim Gaffigan on religion:



#102 JohnDoe1234

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Posted 08 April 2007 - 07:02 PM

Self-Induced Religious Fit


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Posted 08 April 2007 - 07:26 PM

Lord, I pray for joseph and his posting of this righteously hilarious video. May peace and love be with him, and he not go into a shaking fit of weirdness at a very inopportune time. Oh yes, and the whole science is bad and all that stuff too.

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Posted 08 April 2007 - 08:57 PM

Geez, that was just creepy. How can such a thing be allowed ? She should have been laughed off the stage!! But hundreds of people were simply standing and listening to her bullshit......ugh, it makes me want to puke. If she had taken the name of any other "God", she would have been in an asylum by now. This is clearly an instance which highlights the problem of Religious moderates providing shelter for big time BULLSHIT.

#105 samson

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Posted 08 April 2007 - 11:30 PM

I lol'd.
"Forgive us Lord for worshipping the intellectual mind. I repent for the humanism we have embraced. I repent for our attempt to fill the void of our lives with anything but you"
Oookay, sounds like somebody's well on their way to becoming a nun... That, and braindead. Cuz you know, intelligence is *bad*.

#106 JohnDoe1234

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Posted 08 April 2007 - 11:44 PM

Yeah, that is very sad... but this is even worse... I saw a clip of this somewhere on the news about 6 months ago, and I am simply amazed that people can reach a point where they think this is normal... other than just taking the child away and trying to re-educate her, I don't even know how to address it, there is no hope for the grown woman because she has been subjected to 20+ years of it most likely.


#107 zoolander

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Posted 08 April 2007 - 11:57 PM

did anyone check their email at the end there?

#108 Aegist

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 12:55 AM

I think it is always good to view crazy muslims as well as crazy christians as well as crazy jews, because sometimes a christian might stumble across this thread and not get it if they were all just about christianity. I think the forced recognition of craziness in the other 'faiths' increases the chance of them recognising the exact same craziness in their own.

#109 JohnDoe1234

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:02 AM

Yeah! I've thought about that a lot...

And Zoo, I tried to make it out, but I can't... best I can make of it is maybe one of these...

mcglfaigros@ort.com
mcglfaigras@art.com
mcglfaigros@orh.com

#110 DJS

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:12 AM

How can such a thing be allowed ? She should have been laughed off the stage!!


It took place in Texas. 'Nough said. [sfty]

#111 Live Forever

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:20 AM

That clip joseph posted reminds me of the one I posted awhile back:



It is of a Muslim religious leader teaching children the story about poisoned food and how Jews are evil. Look at his reaction at the end of the clip when he asks the children what they have learned.

crazy..

#112 DJS

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:44 AM

I'm assuming all of you have seen Borat, right? These Islamic fundamentalist videos remind me of the scene called "The Running of the Jews". [lol]



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Posted 09 April 2007 - 01:53 AM

This one is really funny too.



#114 zoolander

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 03:24 AM

Very Nice. High Five!

#115 DJS

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 03:40 AM

Go Kids!  Crush that Jew chick before he hatches!


LOL! Sacha Cohen could never get away with this type of stuff if he wasn't Jewish. I went to see Borat in the theater with my best friend who is Jewish (culturally, but he's not religious) and he was laughing so hard it brought tears to his eyes.

#116 Live Forever

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 03:46 AM

Sexy time!

#117 struct

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 05:27 AM

I look forward to this thread everyday!

Baby Got Book
http://www.devilducky.com/media/25512/

nice babes with big Books out there!

this is something else,


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Posted 09 April 2007 - 06:35 AM

This is one of my all time favorites:

ISLAM vs CHRISTIANITY


Edited by sanjay_sreehari, 11 April 2007 - 06:37 AM.


#119 Athanasios

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Posted 09 April 2007 - 11:54 PM

R.Gervais stand-up on biblical creation.



#120 zoolander

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 06:55 AM

check out this funny Religion video that Aegist found

Drunk Catholic Mother! LOL


Did I just here you say that you dugg the video? Well digg it then




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