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[zoolander]

word to the mother ...........Mary!

[subjunk]

I had no clue they made music videos to those! right on!

- BREAKING NEWS -
The Bible is in fact one of the most advanced science books in existence, and has always been years ahead of science!
http://www.youtube.com/v/izjJr0CIQQk

Oh My God. It would be funny if she was joking, but since she is serious, it is just plain sad.

Here is the link to the video in standard "Youtube" form:
This is #2 in about 11 or so videos of the same type of thing. (most visible on the righthand side) All of them equally as comical.

Hahaha oh that's just horrible!
I love it how those dropkicks think a circle isn't flat. Surely they know the difference between a circle (2D) and a sphere (3D) and therefore know that when the Bible says "Earth is a circle" it's the same as saying "Earth is flat".

[zoolander]

Passion of the Benny Hill

[eternaltraveler]

I had no clue they made music videos to those! right on!

- BREAKING NEWS -
The Bible is in fact one of the most advanced science books in existence, and has always been years ahead of science!
http://www.youtube.com/v/izjJr0CIQQk

Oh My God. It would be funny if she was joking, but since she is serious, it is just plain sad.

Here is the link to the video in standard "Youtube" form:
This is #2 in about 11 or so videos of the same type of thing. (most visible on the righthand side) All of them equally as comical.

that hurt to watch..

[Aegist]

Passion of the Benny Hill

Even with the Benny Hill Music, it is still pretty damn horrendous.

And to think, thats all part of God's Great Plan. I think that is the biggest joke. Christians actually believe that their loving all powerful god actually needs token sacrifices so that he can forgive. What a joke.

And worse, they blame the jews for killing jesus, when it was GODS plan. It 'had' to happen..... (according to their own beliefs!!!!!!!)

Anyway. Continue the funny movies. Hey, can anyone find the South Park clips from "All About Mormons"? Its such a great watch, but Comedy Central has had it removed from YouTube and I haven't find it yet.

[Live Forever]

Hey, can anyone find the South Park clips from "All About Mormons"? Its such a great watch, but Comedy Central has had it removed from YouTube and I haven't find it yet.

Here is the whole episode:
http://vids.myspace....eoID=1586507390

I am not sure if you have to be a myspace member or not to watch it, but I don't believe so. If you do, here it is on another site:
http://vodpod.com/pod/show_video/14426

[Aegist]

Because the church of the flying spaghetti monster is no more ridiculous than any other religion.

That sums it all up.

[Aegist]

Hey, can anyone find the South Park clips from "All About Mormons"? Its such a great watch, but Comedy Central has had it removed from YouTube and I haven't find it yet.

Here is the whole episode:
http://vids.myspace....eoID=1586507390

I am not sure if you have to be a myspace member or not to watch it, but I don't believe so. If you do, here it is on another site:
http://vodpod.com/pod/show_video/14426

Thanks LF. This is a great South Park, and I recommend everyone watch it in the interest of this thread.

[basho]

- BREAKING NEWS -
The Bible is in fact one of the most advanced science books in existence, and has always been years ahead of science!
http://www.youtube.com/v/izjJr0CIQQk

OMFG! This means I can make billions by patenting all the scientific ideas in the Bible. It also means that all those people who have died of disease, cancer, and various genetic abnormalities could have been saved just by formulating a cure from the Bible. Man, I feel like such an ass now when the cure was right at hand.

Yep, and I'll definately check out the section on intergalactic wormhole construction before I build my stargate.

[JonesGuy]

Islam is worse. Apparently the Qur'an can be read as if it talks of the Americas existing and does not actually call the Flood a global event.

This is why, of course, the Muslims were the first to discover America and lead the investigation to show that there was no global flood; their daily readings and prayer gave them those amazing insights into scripture. They beat out those Christians whose book told them the earth is flat and that there was a global flood.

... oh ... wait ...

[Live Forever]

Because the church of the flying spaghetti monster is no more ridiculous than any other religion.

That sums it all up.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster website has lots of interesting stuff. Including a link to the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on Amazon, and a link to a video of Ken Millers total dismantling of creationism:


The guy's open letter to the Kansas school board is pretty funny, too.

[Live Forever]

How Evolution Works:




(unfortunately this is how some people think it works)

[Live Forever]

The Passion of Kevin Smith:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/passion

Kevin Smith goes off on Mel Gibson and The Passion of the Christ.

[zoolander]

Life Forever is real Nice

Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb

You know he's smart and so polite

Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb

[Aegist]

I guess you liked the mormon episode then zoolander? :D

I thought it was brilliant

[zoolander]

Yes. I love South Park. I downloaded the entire collection seasons 1-10 via torrent.

[zoolander]

First we have a banana as an Atheist's worst nightmare and now we have peanut butter

[Live Forever]

Crazy Scientologists:

[subjunk]

First we have a banana as an Atheist's worst nightmare and now we have peanut butter

Arggg such idiots I can hardly stand it

[JohnDoe1234]

I look forward to this thread everyday!

Baby Got Book
http://www.devilducky.com/media/25512/

Late night christian tv
http://video.google....631539698391979

[Athanasios]

Crazy Scientologists:

You know LF, "ha ha" and all, but what have you done, what are your crimes, answer me answer me, you still havent answered me.

[DJS]

First we have a banana as an Atheist's worst nightmare and now we have peanut butter

OM-nonexistent-G, they are so totally clueless. Can you imagine debating these types of people? Twisted human pretzels would result.

[DJS]

"Are you a pastafarian?"

"What are you afraid of?"

LOL, this thread is already such a classic.

[DJS]

"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

[Live Forever]

Late night christian tv
http://video.google....631539698391979

That was pretty good. I see that Benny Hinn guy on tv sometimes and just laugh at the absurdity.

Edited by Live Forever, 28 March 2007 - 01:02 AM.

[Live Forever]

Crazy Scientologists:

You know LF, "ha ha" and all, but what have you done, what are your crimes, answer me answer me, you still havent answered me.

Those guys were scary. I am not going to be pissing off any Scientologists anytime soon.

[Aegist]

Late night christian tv
http://video.google....631539698391979

LOL, The Chaser's War On Everything is a great show, and it starts again tonight, 9pm ABC. I might have to actually watch television tonight! (unheard of!)

[Aegist]

Crazy Scientologists:

You know LF, "ha ha" and all, but what have you done, what are your crimes, answer me answer me, you still havent answered me.

Those guys were scary. I am not going to be pissing off any Scientologists anytime soon.

I think you already have by posting that video. Expect anti-LF flyers at your house soon!

[Live Forever]

Late night christian tv
http://video.google....631539698391979

LOL, The Chaser's War On Everything is a great show, and it starts again tonight, 9pm ABC. I might have to actually watch television tonight! (unheard of!)

Hmm. Never heard of it. I am downloading the first season via torrent right now to get caught up. [thumb]

Crazy Scientologists:

You know LF, "ha ha" and all, but what have you done, what are your crimes, answer me answer me, you still havent answered me.

Those guys were scary. I am not going to be pissing off any Scientologists anytime soon.

I think you already have by posting that video. Expect anti-LF flyers at your house soon!

In that case, I need to hire an immortalist bodyguard. Any takers?

[JohnDoe1234]

Well... I think in order to deal with the scientology threat most efficiently, we should strategically place decoy Ferris wheels around the ImmInst headquarters to distract them from their attacks.