well that Socrates, he was a trouble maker! He corrupted the youth you know! And he didn't believe in the Gods! AND he talked about demi-Gods and sprites and stuff! Surely he deserves to be put to death for his heresies."Darwin's attempt to deny God's existence was not new. His ideas actually came from early, pagan, Greek philosophers." and "...all those scientists, so proud of," blah blah blah, "ought to trace it back to its rather embarrassing roots, and you'll see how ridiculous it gets."
Wow. Did she really just say that? I'm assuming these "pagan, philosophers," are none other than Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle.
It's almost certain that there's some uneducated person out there who will likely ascribe some backward, and evil connotation to her particular choice of words and will very well link what she said, to them - the most well known "pagan, Greek, philosophers".
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A Few Funny Religion Videos
#31
Posted 20 March 2007 - 10:01 PM
#32
Posted 20 March 2007 - 10:13 PM
yet if we look back at history... *wavy picture motion as we go back in time*.... Didn't followers of the Bible try to burn Galileo? And this bloody movie tries to present 'SCIENCE' as galileos opponent, and the Bible as supporting him. What a Joke....
Then they take some indecipherable out of context quote which is supposed to be 'scientifici evidence' for 'mountains on the ocean floor'. Yeah good on ya... It was a throw away comment it could mean anything...
And apparently 'the circle of the earth' is meant to mean that the earth is round.
What this movie really says, is that You name your scientific theory, and the Bible will support it. ... Oh, except evolution. but any other theory, past, present and future, the Bible will support it (either clearly or through semi-relevent semi literal quotes).
Also, I am curious about the evidence which is proving Darwin wrong that is incresing every day. being a molecular biologist, my experience is that more evidence supports it everyday... Of course, I don't read the Bible every day, so maybe I'm looking in the wrong place for my [airquote]Evidence[/airquote].
God this stuff pisses me off.
#33
Posted 20 March 2007 - 10:14 PM
This is the best response to that banana video...
even better...
Edited by josephjah, 20 March 2007 - 10:31 PM.
#34
Posted 20 March 2007 - 11:05 PM
Yes, good thing his days of spouting nonsense are over!
This is the best response to that banana video...
even better...
Lol. The guy in that second video is pretty funny.
*Holds up banana* "Behold the Atheist nightmare!...Whooah, I've had some sleepless nights about these, I tell ya."
#35
Posted 21 March 2007 - 01:35 AM
Edited by struct, 21 March 2007 - 01:46 AM.
#36
Posted 21 March 2007 - 01:59 AM
Caution! It's 'toilet humor'; full of 'religion' though.
Oh i laughed and laughed and laughed.
Did anyone else hear the same ending as I heard?
"Your money is real close to you. Believe fart, work fart, prey fart, sweat far, and when you give it to god you spend it that gets your attention....."
#37
Posted 21 March 2007 - 02:10 AM
#38
Posted 21 March 2007 - 02:22 AM
GOD DAMN IT! FFFFPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTT!
#40
Posted 21 March 2007 - 02:39 AM
#41
Posted 21 March 2007 - 02:45 AM
That one was far less humerous.Caution again!
http://www.youtube.c...related&search=
#42
Posted 21 March 2007 - 02:45 AM
Worse than that, he declared bankrupcy shortly after it. It means he wasted it all!$4,000,000 a year!?!!1! Wrong donation box, people! Figure it out!
#43
Posted 21 March 2007 - 02:51 AM
#44
Posted 21 March 2007 - 03:05 AM
That one was far less humerous.Caution again!
http://www.youtube.c...related&search=
Daa!
Yea, you spent your laughs on the first two that's why.
I thought the same though that's why I didn't include it initially. I added it for a blend with zoolander's video.
#45
Posted 21 March 2007 - 07:43 AM
A bit of fun making at the expense of Mormons
#46
Posted 21 March 2007 - 12:27 PM
#47
Posted 21 March 2007 - 12:58 PM
#48
Posted 24 March 2007 - 03:20 AM
Funny Church moments:
http://my.break.com/...ontentID=255388
(the baby pissing all over the place after getting baptized had me rolling)
#49
Posted 24 March 2007 - 05:55 AM
#50
Posted 24 March 2007 - 07:27 AM
Lol. That was pretty good too.My favorite part was when that dude was feeling up on that woman and the grandma slaps him...
#51
Posted 25 March 2007 - 01:46 AM
#52
Posted 25 March 2007 - 02:28 AM
And one more: Signs you're a fundamentalist christian, http://www.youtube.c...=Zn9oaiJ2DGc
Edited by Aegist, 25 March 2007 - 02:40 AM.
#53
Posted 25 March 2007 - 02:45 AM
Caution again!
http://www.youtube.c...related&search=
This one is doing well in the philosophy forum. We could hypothesise on the cause of his explosive bowel movements. Could it have been emodin from a bad lot of cheep bulk resveratrol? [lol]
#54
Posted 25 March 2007 - 03:22 AM
Not funny in general. It's funny (and enjoyable) watching the woman in this clip try to fight her way out of the hole she dug.
#55
Posted 25 March 2007 - 03:44 AM
#57
Posted 25 March 2007 - 05:02 AM
#58
Posted 25 March 2007 - 05:12 AM
http://www.ifilm.com/video/2835494
(from the Colbert Report)
Dewey (from Malcolm in the Middle) on God:
#59
Posted 25 March 2007 - 05:34 AM
#60
Posted 25 March 2007 - 05:05 PM
Dewey (from Malcolm in the Middle) on God:
Awesome [g:)]
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